My husband told me to save money, so I pay the plumber with my body

I didn't have enough money to pay the rent, so I asked for a discount with sex

My wife came home drunk and without panties. Did she cheat?

It's tough on the desk — the boss bought a leather sofa for office fucking

So what if you have a husband? You're my secretary, be a good girl

While his father was at the rally, he managed to pork his unreliable stepmother's dick

"My love, I need my pants!" — "And I need your cock."

Got himself a Christmas present and spent all his money on a whore

She brought beer and climbed up on his dick — obviously she wants to please the guy

"Sister, what are you, we can't have sex! What if my parents find out?"

"Sister, let's play sex cards while your parents are out?"

Honey, we've got five more minutes, let's get laid, I don't need long!